I'd like to thank the Academy

for the award for Best Social Commentary.

Here's a few of my favorite acceptance speech quotations:

"Where to begin? Where to begin? You know, they say you can't remember your time in the womb..." - Diane, Cheers

"It all started in a 5000 watt radio station in Fresno, California. A $60 a week paycheck and a crazy dream." - Ted Baxter, The Mary Tyler Moore Show. (Added bonus: Ted Knight, who played Baxter, won an Emmy for his role and actually used Baxter's speech for his acceptance speech).

"Wow! I feel five feet tall!" - Michael J. Fox

"You like me! You really like me!" [Gush! Sob!] - Sally Field

Anyway! Thanks very much for your kindness! I was happy to see the field diversify a bit and congrats to all the other winners and nominees!