Germans Convert to Frenchness

Man given a one-year jail sentence, suspended for five years, and ordered to complete 300 hours of community service. His crime: printing out sheets of toilet paper bearing the word 'Koran' shortly after a group of Muslims carried out a series of bomb attacks in London in July 2005 and sending it to German television stations, magazines and some 15 mosques.

Meanwhile, The Da Vinci Code is *not* printed on toilet paper and Dan Brown is rich. America: What a country!