60 Minutes Does Its Bit for Moloch Worship Disguised as Secular Messianism

Then Moloch said to the Christians who sat nearby, "Which is easier? To say, 'I have the right to eat your children and the unfit for the sake of fat research profits and the Boomer sense of infinite entitlement' or 'Rise and walk'? So that you may know that I have the right to eat your children and the unfit..." and he turned to the rat and said, "Rise and walk." And the rat walked in full view of the majority share of the Sunday night Nielsen audience. All men were amazed by the sign and said, "Screw these obscurantist Christians and their fear of science. If we sacrifice our children and the unfit, we could live forever and be ageless Boomers! Praise Moloch, who gives us endless youth and health!"

And Moloch laughed and was glad.