Could there ever possibly be anything in the created universe more exquisitely wonderful than homosexuality?

NO! A thousand times NO! And to prove it, here's the NY Times, boldly defying media convention and its lockstep hostility to all things gay to present us with a watertight logical argument for gay marriage, which just may be the next step toward the evolution of the human race to godlike status.

Marriage, you see, is helpful to each partner. (Stay with me on this. This is a big BIG insight and you stupid people outside New York may not have realized this).

Ahem. Anyway: Marriage is helpful to each partner, both economically and socially. Sooooooo, gay people should be allowed to get married!

See! What could be more obvious! And children? Hey! Children are resilient. Remember: what *always* comes first is the social and economic needs of narcissists. And if that means laying waste to the foundational building block of civilization then that's a price the New York Times is willing to make the rest of us pay.