The beginning of the gospel of Barack Obama, the Son of God. As it is written in the AP Manual, "Behold, I send my press corps before thy face, who shall prepare thy way"This week's rich harvest of secular messianic adoration from our Chattering Classes courtesy of the inimitable
Is Barack Obama the Messiah? blog:
"He is not operating on the same plane as ordinary politicians. . . . the agent of transformation in an age of revolution, as a figure uniquely qualified to open the door to the 21st century."
-- Gary Hart"Barack Obama is our collective representation of our purest hopes, our highest visions and our deepest knowings . . . He's our product out of the all-knowing quantum field of intelligence."
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Eve Konstantine"This is bigger than Kennedy. . . . This is the New Testament." "I felt this thrill going up my leg. I mean, I don't have that too often. No, seriously. It's a dramatic event."
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Chris Matthews"[Obama is ] creative imagination which coupled with brilliance equals wisdom . . . [He is] the man for this time."
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Toni Morrison"Obama's finest speeches do not excite. They do not inform. They don't even really inspire. They elevate. . . . He is not the Word made flesh, but the triumph of word over flesh . . . Obama is, at his best, able to call us back to our highest selves."
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Ezra Klein"Obama has the capacity to summon heroic forces from the spiritual depths of ordinary citizens and to unleash therefrom a symphonic chorus of unique creative acts whose common purpose is to tame the soul and alleviate the great challenges facing mankind."
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Gerald Campbell"We're here to evolve to a higher plane . . . he is an evolved leader . . . [he] has an ear for eloquence and a Tongue dipped in the Unvarnished Truth."
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Oprah Winfrey“I would characterize the Senate race as being a race where Obama was, let’s say, blessed and highly favored. That’s not routine. There’s something else going on. I think that Obama, his election to the Senate, was divinely ordered. . . . I know that that was God’s plan."
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Bill RushBut wait! There's more! Behold the uncanny way he fulfills the Scriptures!
He is our
peace, who has made the two Americas one, and has broken down the dividing wall of hostility. Now, speaking in vague generalities, we are to grow up in every way into him who is the head, into Obama, from whom the
one big organism, joined and knit together by every joint with which it is supplied, when each part is working properly, makes bodily growth and upbuilds itself in love of the state. (Ephesians 2:14; 4:15-16 - The Living Chattering Class Version)
He is the Chosen One Consubstantial with the Father and the Paraclete.
And lest you still do not see the Light of the World, the Blessed Mother is interceding for you:

For she knows that "
Barack Obama is the ONLY person in this who understands that ... before we can work on the problems, we have to fix our souls. Our souls are broken in this nation." Let the Son of God heal your soul!
Many who heard him were astonished, saying, "Where did this man get all this? What is the wisdom given to him?" (Mark 6:2 - The Living Chattering Class Version)
He goes thoughout the land,
preaching new wine for new wineskins and the multitudes come to him in prayer and supplication:

His disciples proclaim:
"If any one thirst, let him come to Obama and drink. He who believes in Obama, as the scripture has said, 'Out of his heart shall flow rivers of living water.'" (John 7:37-38 - The Living Chattering Class Version)
He is the Omega Point of American (and perhaps all?) History.:

"Behold, I am coming November 4, bringing my recompense, to repay every one for what he has done. I am the Alpha and the Omega, the first and the last, the beginning and the end."

Friends, the evidence is clear: You can accept Barack Obama into your heart as your personal
Metaphysical Force--or not. If you do, you too will know
purification from sin, the virtue of
Hope, and the peace and glory of being absorbed into
Meaningful Usness.
Or, you can reject Obama and be cast into the Outer Darkness reserved for theocrats, Christianists, and those who follow outdated spiritual paradigms.
Which will it be, friends?