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Wednesday, October 31, 2007

I will be getting scarce now

I've got stuff to write today, and tomorrow we are having a Family Day which will pretty much keep us busy all day what with visits to the Seattle Art Museum, the Museum of Flight, and other forms of Kid Adventure offered in guilty compensation for the fact that I will be an Absentee Dad for almost two weeks. It's my farewell to the fambly before I head off to England and Ireland early on Friday morning, where I will be till I get back on Nov. 14. If you happen to be reading Across the Pond and you want to know when I will be in your area of the UK, go here.

I will try to check in as I can from Europe. Till then, you kids don't put no beans up your noses!

Oh! And please don't send me blog links while I'm gone. They will all be fossilized by the time I return.

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One of the ways the world wobbles and calls it "Progress"...

is for zealous youth to get tired of being patronized by condescending adults. This is the dynamic that is playing out as Generation Narcissus gets old and can no longer claim exclusive rights to the "We're the Next Generation and We've Got Somethin' to Say" narrative established by the Monkees and the Spirit of Vatican II. So when the rising generation rediscovers how much got trashed in the Revolution of Grooviness that Failed, they get ticked and are highly likely to push in the opposite direction. Some of that push is healthy as young Catholics labor to be a witness to the Faith instead of listening to Generation Narcissus counsels of despair couched in the soft comfy lies of the dictatorship of relativism.

But the ever-present danger is that the rising generation will push so far in the opposite direction that they will turn the Faith into an iron cold system of laws and shibboleths designed to keep out the impure, the suspect, and insufficiently orthodox--which will breed another reaction in the next generation of fuzzy, squishy thinkers who want nothing to do with orthodoxy. We are a race of drunkards, perpetually climbing back up on he hose and falling off on the other side.

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Breck Girl Scratches Out Lady Macbeth's Eyes

The spectacle of John Edwards and Hillary arguing about who is more duplicitous and full of phoney rhetoric is delicious.

As the Bride of the Triangulator continues her claw to the top by saying Anything, the also-rans make the Dem circus fun by weighing in the really heavy issues such as the need for full disclosure about Roswell.

Meanwhile, back in the real world, the government policy on terrorism is driven by Bruce Willis action movie scenarios in which ticking time bombs are an ever-present threat, but a state in which Caesar is empwered to detain anybody he likes as an enemy combatant and torture them is a guarantee of our safety. Under this regime, we have already witnessed the corruption of the AG office under the catastrophic Alberto Gonzales. Now we are in the process of checking out the new guy--Michael Mukasey. He tells us he's against torture (hey! everybody in this Administration says that). But he also tells us he's incapable of figuring out whether waterboarding is torture.

The Wall Street Journal (aka Pravda for the Rubber Hose Right) helpfully jumps into the fray at this point and cheerfully informs us that not only is waterboarding not torture, it's probably not even cruel inhuman or degrading. Because, if it were, then the chances of getting another human cipher and sycophant as a rubber stamp for Bush war crimes would be diminished, and we might have to question whether the evil, stupid, sinful, counter-productive policies of the Bush Administration have meant disastrously bad news for America in the war with Radical Islam. and what's more important? That we fight justly and successfully, or that the GOP retain power?

Meanwhile, somebody who actually know more about waterboarding than what they can imagine as they sit in the air-conditioned offices of the Journal writes:
As a former Master Instructor and Chief of Training at the US Navy Survival, Evasion, Resistance and Escape School (SERE) in San Diego, California I know the waterboard personally and intimately. SERE staff were required undergo the waterboard at its fullest. I was no exception. I have personally led, witnessed and supervised waterboarding of hundreds of people. It has been reported that both the Army and Navy SERE school’s interrogation manuals were used to form the interrogation techniques used by the US army and the CIA for its terror suspects. What was not mentioned in most articles was that SERE was designed to show how an evil totalitarian, enemy would use torture at the slightest whim. If this is the case, then waterboarding is unquestionably being used as torture technique.

One of the many bullshit arguments used by Bush Torture Apologists (and regurgitated just today by the Isvestia of the Rubber Hose Right) is the attempt to say that *because* we subject our own troops to waterboarding in preparation for the torture techniques inflicted by our enemies, it therefore follows that these are not torture techniques.

Other bullshit arguments include "It's not torture if it doesn't leave a mark" (tell that to a rape victim) or "It's not torture if it doesn't shock the conscience" (translation: hire more sociopaths to do your dirty work. They sleep like a baby after a good day's work with the cold cell or the taser.)

One unfortunate side effect about all this "How close can we tiptoe to mortal sin without crossing the line" bullshit is that it tends to focus on waterboarding as the ne plus ultra of torture--as though nothing could be worse. That's largely because, as a visual culture driven by images on TV and in the movies, waterboarding is a conveniently cinematic form of torture. So the Wall Street Journal and National Review, like the Administration that give them their cues on how to bullshit the public about war crimes, focuses the discussion there in their ongoing effort to sell the Big Lie.

But when you fall for that strategy, it becomes fatally easy for Torture Apologists to then say, "But nobody dies from waterboarding" as though that makes it okay. The point to be made is a) "not dying" is hardly evidence of humane treatment and b) we actually *have* murdered other prisoners using less cinematic techniques.

But, of course, the real point, which nobody is yet addressing, is not "How close can we get to mortal sin without crossing the line?" Nor is it to heed the voice of Satan (as some on the Machiavellian neocon Right urge) when he says, "Sometimes you just have to enter into evil and do things you know to be morally wrong for the Greater Good?"

No, the real question is "How do we treat prisoners humanely and get the intelligence we need?" The fact that we don't believe that's even a question worth considering, and move *immediately* to the insistence that war crimes are a vital part of the President's "toolbox" for fighting the war on terror, shows conclusively that we, as a nation, do't really believe God when he tells us that mortal sin is never justifiable and is always going to harm us.

That's why both parties are so screwed up. The Dems made that decision with Roe and now find themselves led by people who are hollow shells. The Right is embracing mortal sin for similarly consequentialist reasons and will likewise reap the whirlwind.

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Murder Inc Gets the Jitters

A reader sends along the following letter received by a 40 Days for Life participant who is on the Planned Parenthood mailing list;
If ever there was a time to increase our prayer efforts, it is now. God is
answering our prayers. Have faith! Look at the way our 40 Days campaign is
effecting Planned Parenthood:
*:: Last month,* they tried to keep our clinic closed in Aurora, Illinois.

*:: Last week,* they singled us out for federal de-funding.

*:: This month,* we're in the middle of their "40 Days for Life" protests at Planned Parenthood clinics across the country.

*:: Today,* they've got their sights set on making it impossible for many women and families to get reproductive health care — in Kansas, and across the country.

*We need your help. Click here — and thank
you.*

Dear [Name],

It's pouring here at Planned Parenthood.

Specifically, right this minute, it's pouring in Kansas, where a particularly venomous district attorney has just filed 107 baseless charges against Planned Parenthood in court. And today, the anti-choice fringe is asking Congress to suspend $300 million in federal funding for our affiliates' health care services until the case is settled.

Unbelievable. *Please help.*

Today's news comes on the heels of an unprecedented series of attacks on Planned Parenthood.

Last week, the rain fell on us in Washington, DC, where one U.S. senator called us out by name in an amendment that would have limited birth control funding for health centers like ours.

Throughout this month, the anti-choice fringe is showering our clinics with protesters during its "40 Days for Life" campaign, which our own Emily X is documenting in painfully vivid pictures and videos *here*.

And then, there's President Bush's appointment last week of an anti-birth control hardliner to be in charge of U.S. family planning policy. And let's not forget our epic fight in Illinois last month to open our Aurora health center. (Thank you for your support then, too!)

This unprecedented storm — these attacks on Planned Parenthood and the women we serve — are relentless, and are on the move across the country with no signs of stopping.

We've been at this work for more than 90 years, and if there's one thing we've learned, it's when to ask for help. And it's now. *We need your help right now.*

Here's what you should know about Kansas, where we most need your support today:

First, it is especially hard to provide reproductive health care in Kansas, and the people who run our clinics there are among the most committed I've ever met. The opposition they face every day is astounding.

The local district attorney who filed these charges has spent nearly his entire career trying to shut down Planned Parenthood. He hasn't succeeded, nor will he succeed now.

But he is succeeding in turning what's happening in Kansas into a national effort to shut us down. Even worse, he's diverting much-needed resources from serving women to mounting a legal defense. It makes me very angry.

Sometimes we ask you to take action, sometimes to volunteer. *Today, there is only one way to help: with money.*

We need to fight the 107 charges the local district attorney has filed. We need to keep Congress from even considering cutting $300 million in our funding. And we need to do it fast, so that we can shut down this outrageous effort before it gains any more momentum.

You can see and hear more from workers at clinics being targeted by the anti-choice "40 Days for Life" campaign on the *blog* posted by Planned Parenthood employee Emily X. As you may know, it's some tough but inspiring reading. If you have already made your pledge-a-picketer commitment on the blog, thank you — and please forward this email on to a friend.

Emily X has been signing her blog posts like this: *I am Emily X. I am Planned Parenthood.*

You know what? *You are Planned Parenthood, too.*

Thank you for being there for us today. We'll keep you posted about how you can help as this crisis evolves.

Sincerely,


Cecile Richards
President, Planned Parenthood Federation of America

I like it when Planned Parenthood is in crisis. I will like it even better when the Barad-dur at the heart of our civilization crumbles and falls under the hammer blows of Almighty God--as sooner or later it shall.

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MST3K Returns!

Hooray!

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Show Me a Culture that Despises Virginity...

...and I'll show you a culture that despises children.

Hey! But we sure aren't putting them in burkas, so that makes it alright!

Rome or Carthage: pick one, you Christians! No thinking outside the box!

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Some Guy Claims to Predict the Future with Cool New Math

Dunno anything about the math. We've been predicting the future with some measure of accuracy since time began. This guy basically claims he can fine tune the accuracy. Maybe so. Maybe not. That will be for be for the specialists to figue out.

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Bold Transgressive Artist Commits Arson to Protest the Dogmatic Rigor of the Episcopalian Church

Once civilization is destroyed, "art" consists of rearranging the cinders and bragging about your transgressive courage as you mug little old ladies.

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Some Advice to Moderate Muslims

In which your Blog Host suggests that moderate Muslims try some other approach than one that elicits the cry of "Gimme a break!" and makes a couple of suggestions based on Catholic common sense about the virtue of real penitence.

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It was Standing Room Only Last Night...

...for Fr. Robert Spitzer's discussion of the Inevitability of a Singularity in Big Bang Cosmology. 207 people showed up, which was a record for the Chesterton Society. So thanks to all who came!

We will try to get a transcript of the talk available soon. And I noticed somebody recording it, so it may wind up as an MP3 somewhere too. That's good, because part of the joy of a Spitzer talk is the sheer verve of the delivery. This is a guy who loves what he does.

Essentially his point was that the evidence is now pointing very strongly to the universe as a creation of You Know Who, and a chronicle of the various ways in which determined folk have been attempting to avoid that conclusion, only to be thrust back to reality by the sheer odds of getting a functional universe that could support life (as in "If you wrote out all the numbers the universe could not contain all the zeros" odds).

Anyway, a fun talk!

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Jeremy Lott on GOP Groupthink Pigheadedness
"That may be a foolish approach but it's the one the Republican party and Republican activists have decided to take, and any dissenters are in for considerable trouble."

If, in the mysterious Providence of a universe where sin makes you stupid, we freely vote ourselves into a Hillary v. Rudy election and then are appalled at the work of our hands, it will be very interesting to see what happens with Ron Paul, because for the first time in living memory it will be an election in which huge numbers of the party faithful in both sides will be stuck with a candidate they despise, as well as an alternative they despise.

Paul will still lose, of course. But the sleazy antics the GOP is engaging in to shut him down and force everybody back on to the reservation of empty suits and demagogic fearmongerers, combined with the ruthlessness of the Clinton machine, will still make a great David and Goliath story. So far, out of the entire sad spectacle of this election cycle, Paul is almost the only candidate for whom I have any respect.

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HellCo's Corporate Propaganda

My latest for Catholic Exchange.

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Tuesday, October 30, 2007

Which Dissenters are Correct?

Part Two of my "Tale of Two Covenants" series for the Register, on the relationship of the Old and New Covenants.

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Abortion: Corrupting Everything It Touches

Latest despicable act: Trying to turn doulas into agents of racist "Just enough of me, way too much of you" population control for all those Latina breeders.

Dawn Eden remarks:
Among the issues raised:

-- the targeting of abortion "doulas" to Latina women
-- the discomfort among doulas of having their "pro-life" (as one doula calls it) profession turned towards aiding and abetting abortions
-- the suggestion that women would be helped by "visualizing" their abortions in the same way that women who give birth are helped by visualizing their child going down the birth canal
-- the insinuation that doulas could convince women that abortion will not affect their fertility
-- the reluctance of some abortion advocates to promote a program that would suggest some women are not 100% happy with their abortion experience
-- the acknowledgement that women are often conscious or semiconscious during their abortions (this is ascribed to the women's "choice" -- no mention of the fact that abortion clinics often avoid general anesthesia in order to save money)
-- the references to women's "complicated" feelings on abortion (are these the same women who are so certain about the rightness their decision that they would be insulted by the offer of an ultrasound?)

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Polished Post-Anglican Agnostic Hopes that Polished Post-Anglican Agnosticism Can Tut Tut Rabid New Atheists into Decorum

In reality, Dalrymple would be the first one to go before the firing squad if Hitchens had his way. His criticisms are all sound, but at the end of the day, his watery secularism and vague appreciation for "western culture" can't commit to Christ Jesus and him crucified. That's the only thing that will suffice to face the mindless hatred of a Hitchens.

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Turns Out When you Have Absolutely No Core Values Except Abortion and the Lust for Power, You Lose Focus and Can't Get Your Act Together

The Dems are a hollow shell of what they once were. And (such is the way of fallen man) the GOP is learning exactly the wrong lesson and embracing the consequentialist Machiavellian secular messianism that destroyed the Dems.

The party that once rejected the consequentialism behind Roe v. Wade used to have at its helm people that said things like this:
"The United States participated actively and effectively in the negotiations of the Convention [Against Torture]. It marks a significant step in the development during this century of international measures against torture and other inhuman treatment or punishment. Ratification of the Convention by the United States will clearly express United States opposition to torture, an abhorrent practice unfortunately still prevalent in the world today," - President Ronald Reagan, 1988.

What? Not just opposition to torture but to "other inhuman treatment"? Something that looks like an actual attempt to obey the Church's demand that prisoners be treated humanely, and not endless hairsplitting about how we can tiptoe right up to torturing people without technically, legally, precisely having to call it, you know, torture?

Thankfully, those days are gone. Now we have the best ethicist money can buy writing in the Wall Street Journal not only is waterboarding not torture, it isn't even clearly "cruel, inhuman or degrading".

In this, of course, they are simply following the lead of our Vice President who informs us that this is all just "dunking" and our President, who lyingly assures us that "We do not torture".

Somebody needs to send a strongly-worded note to the curators of the Tuol Sleng Genocide Museum in Cambodia, because they have very rudely displayed this painting



which gives the clear impression that waterboarding was some kind of war crime. That kind of Bush Derangement Syndrome is anti-American.

Maybe the Dems will eventually be able to formulate a coherent sentence about all this. But since they decided over thirty years ago that murdering babies was okay if you did it for the Greater Good, I'm not going to hold my breath. I expect that God will have to let natural consequences play out as the GOP enmeshes itself more deeply in its Faustian bargain. I hope America survives those consequences.

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The Future Isn't What it Used to Be

This

reminds me of

this.

The guy at the first link is right. The odd thing about America is that our whole system of government is predicated on a faith in the Fall. That's why we have checks and balances: because nobody can be trusted with too much power. The moment fallen man is given power is the moment he is tempted to forget what the power is for and start using it to acquire more power, no matter what it takes. And, just in case you are wondering, "Does this have dark implications for America since we are the sole superpower on earth?" the answer is "Yes."

The tension in American culture has always been between Jeffersonian cockeyed optimism and Madisonian realism. Our governmental institutions are founded on the belief that you cannot trust people with power. Our culture is founded more and more on faith in The Wisdom of the Common Man. That, by itself, is not a bad balance. But in the 20th century, there have been fewer and fewer Madisonian voices and more and more flatterers. Our entire advertising industry is all about giving you moral permission to indulge yourself because You Deserve It. Religion has, to a large extent, also been co-opted by the flattery industry. God is crazy about you because you That Sort of Chap. Joel Osteen is the Face of American Protestantism. Jonathan Edwards, not so much. Catholics are afflicted with the Church of Aren't We Fabulous where it's always the Feast of St. Narcissus. Our Manufacturers of Culture are constantly playing to our vanity. And a theology of the Fall is highly inconvenient to this project. It's "guilt manipulation". It's "hatriotism". We want to hear about how wonderful we are, how wronged we've been, how much everybody owes us, how powerful we are.

Pavel Chichikov is fond of pointing out that the Sacrifice of Christ was not necessitated because of our failure to use the wrong fork at dinner. Our species is in a desperate plight--even the American members--and Jesus endured nothing less than was absolutely necessary to rescue us from that plight. A culture that forgets it comes of a fallen race is a culture that is doomed to play out out the Fall again. That's why the chipper optimism of The Rev. Carl M. Reinert, S.J., president, The Creighton University circa 1957:
Speaking as a clergyman may I dare to predict that after passing through a decade or so of ultra materialistic living we Americans will once again set our sights on things of higher worth and will come to appreciate the greater worth of spiritual values and, though we may find it necessary to defend our position at the cost of many lives, there will stand among us as monuments to our sacred beliefs ancient and new edifices of worship, proclaiming to all who may threaten our borders that it is still God in whom we trust and His Son in whom we find our promise of salvation.

At the turn of the century we will yet be America the beautiful, America the land of progress, America the stronghold of culture -- the United States of America, one nation under God, indivisible, with liberty and justice for all.

is so blackly funny. There is much that is still good and great in America. But it is preserved, paradoxically, by the Madisonian conviction that Americans, like everybody else, cannot be trusted to be good and great. As we become increasingly a culture that says, "Not to you, not to you, O Lord, but to my name give glory" we become increasingly a culture that calls the inhabitant of this prison "free" and has not the slightest idea how to get her or itself out of the dungeon of the dictatoriship of relativism. So we eat popcorn and watch the train wreck. We boast about her and our Bratz wannabes not wearing burkas as they blaspheme, like that makes it all great and glorious. But the truth is, we don't have any more clue how to escape the prison than she does, because we don't know what's good anymore beyond arbitrary license to do whatever I want--just as long as it doesn't hurt other people I regard as people worthy of not being hurt. God is already well out of that circle, which is why blasphemy is no big deal. But blasphemy always leads to oppression because the culture that today is willing to blaspheme the God who is goodness is tomorrow willing to blaspheme the widow, the orphan, the stranger, the weak and the powerless--and pride itself on its daring "transgressiveness".

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Paul Abela, the Development Manager for Campion College in Australia, writes:
I have just finished reading your article on the Apostate University which was published in the October edition of Catholic World Report (CWR). Being in Australia, our edition tends to arrive slightly later.

Campion College is the first college of its kind in Australia. We are the first ever Catholic Liberal Arts college in Australia. It was formed by a group of important Australian Catholics who felt, as you felt in your article, that the direction that Catholic Higher education was heading in was simply wrong. You will be pleased to know that our academic staff take an oath to uphold the magisterium of the church and our guiding light is Ex Corde Ecclesiae.

I also thought I would let you know that our President, Father John Fleming is currently in the United States preparing to appear on the EWTN program, Life on the Rock, to talk about both Campion College and World Youth Day which is in Sydney in July 2008. I thought you would be interested in seeing the program which commences at 8 pm Eastern this Thursday, November 1. Sounds like you live on the West coast so that would be 5pm I am assuming?

If you turn to the back cover of the CWR you will see that we have an advertisement there to encourage students from the US to study abroad inan institution which is trying to address the very issue you write about in the CWR.

We are encouraging as many US students to take a study abroad semester in Australia. We are hoping that World Youth Day in Sydney in 2008 will also assist us in our mission. As a small college starting out, we need as much support as we can muster. At the moment we are supported by donations and this will continue but we need to encourage students to attend.

I would also encourage you to find out more about Campion and perhaps it might appear on your blog one day.

God bless

Thanks for the note! I am hugely fond of Aussies and Australia and I love that you guys are taking the bull by the horns and creating something good where none exists. Very much in the Aussie spirit! Thanks for your good work!

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Foaming Bronze Age Fanatics Found to Be Foaming Bronze Age Fanatics

Tomorrow, no doubt, the UK press will come out with some "fair and balanced" piece about how Methodist tea and crochet clubs are just as bad, what with all the gossip and all. Living in the Dictatorship of Relativism means always having to maintain the fiction that one Abrahamic religion is much of a muchness with another.

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Chinese Commies Brutally Pave the Way for the Olympics

Commies: As Evil as Ever

Don't forget that a fifth of the world still lives under Commie rule.

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The Beloved Cow Watches a Little Drama Spin Out in His Room

The kid has real promise as a writer. Go here and then here.

By the way, in case you didn't know, this--!?--is called an "interrobang".

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The ability to come up with new ways to have fun is what separates us from the beasts

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The Delightful Lint Hatcher writes
The new website, ChristianHalloweenFan.com, is now open for business — just in time (barely) for Halloween. The podcast area still needs some work, but otherwise everything is functional with an emphasis on "fun".

Why ChristianHalloweenFan.com? Well, the Christian anti-Halloween crowd is a small but very vocal group. Their influence via sermons, articles and such has created a sort of anti-Halloween default setting among evangelicals of various denominational stripes — a fact that became all too clear when Halloween fell on Sunday a few years back. Celebrate Halloween on a Sunday? Was that okay? Christians who previously had shrugged at anti-Halloween sentiments and sent the kids out trick-or-treating found themselves in a quandary: they had no real basis for their participation in the holiday. They had never actually wrestled with the cultural undercurrents, had never worried about "what Scripture has to say about Halloween".

So what happened? In my area, middle Georgia, Halloween was moved to Saturday, October 30th! A kind of spell was broken. A commodifying consensus created Free Candy Day. And the next year? Everyone was confused. What day would be Halloween this year? What was most convenient? While we're at it, perhaps it should be during the day. After all, it's safer. Perhaps "scary" costumes should be prohibited. And so on.

On a positive note, this event made plain the fact that Halloween, a.k.a. October 31st, a.k.a. All Hallow's Eve has an intrinsic meaning, a unique magic all its own. A distillation of the fleeting beauty of Autumn and the darker reality of Winter. The charm of one, the sardonic chortle of the other. At any rate, Christians who love Autumn and Halloween found good reasons to stand up and be counted, rather than cede the status quo to the anti-Halloween crowd.

ChristianHalloweenFan.com is a Halloween hub for those Christians (and anyone else really)— a place to celebrate and explore "the reason for the season," as it were.

Here are some features you might want to peruse:

An honest to goodness forum named "Hobnob" for postings of Halloween Memories, Recommended Pop-cultural Spookifiers, News from the Anti-Halloween Scene, etc. (Check out the CHF logo I made! I'm rather proud of it.)

Articles by such luminaries as Dave Canfield, John Morehead, and myself. Rumor has it that a Halloween memoir by Paul Leggett is coming up soon!

Photo Sections on Costumes, Cool Retro Halloween Trinkets, Craftsy Homemade Stuff, Old Halloween Greeting Cards, Ben Cooper Costumes, and more! When you go to the "PHOTOS" page or the "Crafts" page be sure to hit the button that says "Start Slideshow". It is a very cool feature. Made on a Mac, you know.

"Our Spooky Faith" — a photo section which I hope will become a multi-cultural, pan-traditional mixture of church architecture, sacred art, Peter Cushing as Van Helsing movie photos, Day of the Dead moments, etc. The idea is to capture the frisson that should be at the core of such a profoundly, even weirdly supernatural faith as ours. Let's remove Christianity from the ho-hum / been-there-done-that box. Let's return it to what-the-heck-is-that / I-think-it's-a-man-walking-on-water status. Remember the suicidal panic of the Gadarene swine? The dead that rose at the death of Christ and according to Matthew 27:51-53 walked right into Jerusalem and appeared to many people? When's the last time you heard a sermon on that passage? And what about the times when Jesus simply touched the blind to heal them, versus the times he merely spoke, versus the time when he spat in the dirt, made a mud paste, and applied it to the blind man's eye lids? What, I ask you, is up with that?! Such are the weird, unaccommodating details that make us think, "Nobody could have made this up."

That's enough for now. As Dr. Frankenstein said to Fritz when they arrived at the graveyard: "Dig in."

P.S. My book, The Magic Eightball Test: A Christian Defense of Halloween and All Things Spooky, is available at most online booksellers. Just thought I would mention it.

For a look at the unique thought processes of this unique and fun thinker, check out They Made Me a Catholic.

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Monday, October 29, 2007

I just can't decide which I like more:

Bizarre Hindi-to-English Misheard Transcription Thriller...



or Filipino Prison Inmate Thriller

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Speaking of Murder Inc.

Marcel LeJeune has an article being carried by the Catholic News Agency about their lies. Way to go, dude!

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Charlotte Simmons writes: "I *Demand* Murder Inc Kill the Inconvenient Offspring of my Drunken Slutty Friends or I'll Stomp My Feet and Have a Fit Because I was Raised with the Conviction That it's All About Me"

or, as it says before translation:
On a campus where drinking seems to be an essential part of life, at least on the weekends, it would seem obvious that our student health center and Planned Parenthood should be happy to stay open to serve UW students in need of help.

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Wicca: Spirituality for People Who Still Live in their Mom's Basement

When I read this:

Donald Lewis, who serves as CEO of Witch School International, said it was the other way around.

"They're trying to make us scapegoats," he said as he slipped into the meeting unannounced.

Lewis, a rotund 44-year-old with a silver ponytail and goatee, said he started the online school in 2001 with two friends he met through the neo-pagan community in Chicago. All three were devoted practitioners of Wicca, a controversial movement that, by some estimates, has hundreds of thousands of adherents nationwide.

Five of the school's administrators operate out of a humble, white building with a green awning on Chicago Street, the main strip in downtown Rossville, which looks like an abandoned Hollywood set of a small town. Their office, which consists of five computers, copiers and a fax machine, is in the back of a store that sells silver wands, incense and colored candles wrapped in spells.

A door in the rear leads to the school's library, a musty room overflowing with books such as "The History of Magic and The Occult."

The most popular courses teach students how to become a Wiccan, but the school also provides instruction on other topics, from aromatherapy to zombies. Lewis said more than 190,000 students have participated, most from the U.S., although many live in England, India and other countries. There are different types of paid memberships, including a lifetime one for $99.99.

Lewis said he believes a mother goddess gave birth to the world and can take a variety of forms -- "like Jesus or nature or even Mickey Mouse." He said he believes in reincarnation and communicating with the dead. He said he also believes in magic, and openly calls himself a witch.

I think of this guy:

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Pope Benedict Fails to Grasp the Full Implicatins of Living in a Time Where People Think in Sound Bites

In a world where people's analytical skills are so compromised that criticizing a blasphemous Israeli jiggle ad can get you tarred as an enemy of Israel, he really should have foreseen that honoring a bunch of priests who were murdered by Commies could only mean that he is an enthusiastic backer of Francisco Franco.

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Weigel vs. Steinfels

Decision: Weigel.

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Wicca: Drivel for Narcissists Whose Sacred Text is the Ny Times

Any idiot can worship nature. The greatest pagans of antiquity were and ashamed and puzzled by the problem of nature worship. They knew it was stupid to worship a rock or dung beetle and were embarrased by such ignorant folkways, thought they didn't know quite how to escape the problem. The dimestore pagans of today don't even see that there's a problem.

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Wow! Two Peter Kreeft Mentions in One Day!

A reader writes:
I'd like to recommend two excellent CD lecture series by Peter Kreeft. Since they are only sold at Barnes and Noble, it may be that some of your readers who are Kreeft fans are not aware of these series. The first one is,
"Questions of Faith: The Philosophy of Religion" The blurb on it reads, "Is there a God? How can we explain the presence of evil? Do humans, or human souls, live on after death? Is there a hell? Through the ages, mankind has pursued the answers to such questions of faith. In this thought-provoking course, Professor Peter Kreeft examines these enduring questions and presents the most compelling arguments for and against the existence of God, the seeming conflicts between religion and science, and the different truth-claims of the world's most popular religions."

The second one is entitled, "What Would Socrates Do?: History of Moral Thoughts and Ethics"

Both are well worth the reasonable price.

If you are not familiar with Kreeft's work, do check him out. Delightful!

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This

reminds me of

This.

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Here's a Reporter in Such a Panic About the Menace of Homeschoolers that he Doesn't even Bother to Talk to One

Just regurgitates some standard issue agitprop from Dumbemdown District and call it good.

Fairly unbalanced.

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Hey Western Washington! Mark your Calendars for Tomorrow Night!
Dear Friends of the G. K. Chesterton Society of Seattle,

Just a friendly reminder:

The Society's board of directors cordially invites you to the first lecture of the new season, to be held Tuesday, October 30, 2007, at 7:30 p.m., on the campus of Seattle Pacific University:

"The Virtual Inevitability Of A Singularity in Inflationary Model
Universes: Implications for the Creation of the Universe"

Rev. Robert J. Spitzer, S.J.
President, Gonzaga University

The Society's beloved friend Fr. Robert Spitzer puts on his physicist hat to speak to us about recent developments in cosmology. Classical Big Bang theory wasaltered significantly by the prospect of universal inflation and a "pre-big-bang quantum cosmological or string condition." Recent work by Borde, Vilenkin, and Guth shows thatmathematical modeling of such universes requires an initial singularity, which in turn implies a creation of the universe by a causative power transcending space-time asymmetry. Fr. Spitzer will discuss the history of this remarkable development and its theological implications.

Fr. Spitzer has been involved in teaching about the intersection of physics, metaphysics, and faith for many years. He is co-founder and director of the Institute for Christian Philosophy and the Natural Sciences at Gonzaga University, and co-organizes an annuallecture series entitled Physics and the God of Abraham. Fr. Spitzer is also founder of the Philosophical Foundations of Physics institute at Georgetown university: a group of physicists, chemists, philosophers and theologians engaged in ongoing discussion of underlying conditions of space, time and energy from physical and philosophical perspectives.

The lecture will take place in the Falcon Lounge, Royal Brougham Pavilion, at the corner of W. Nickerson and 3rd Avenue W. For links to a campus map and directions, please see the Events Calendar at www.seattlechesterton.org. As always, pizza and refreshments will be served at the end of the lecture.

Please join us for a delightful evening!

Yours faithfully,
The G. K. Chesterton Society of Seattle

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Friday, October 26, 2007


Perhaps the Silliest Thing I've Posted This Week

Hat tip, Mary's Aggies



And a suitable place to say, "See you Monday!"

Oh, by the way, I will be on "The Right Hook" (an Irish radio program) this Monday at about 10:15ish AM Pacific time (that's 5:15ish PM Irish time). If you click the link you can stream the broadcast.

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Professor Bainbridge Wonders Why We Are So Miserable

Personally, I think it's due, not to the circumstances in which we find ourselves but to the selves we find in our circumstances.

That's why I think "Be Not Afraid" is still the counsel of the Holy Spirit in this hour. One of the consequences of abandoning trust in God is servile fear and all the panic, sin, and stupidity that goes with it. It's all in Leviticus.

That's the great lie and blunder of the Strength Through Evil Project our nation embraced with Roe and is now deepening with Bush's embrace of torture. The reality is that only repentance brings hope and restores courage. Continued and deepened hardness of heart does not confer strength. It just leaves you prey to becoming so afraid that the sound of a driven leaf puts a nation to flight.

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A reader writes:
My next-door neighbor is a good, solid fella and a well-meaning, albeit fairly new Christian. He's married to a former Catholic, and they attend a non-denom (read: anti-Catholic) church.

He's pretty open to discussing things, and while he's definitely got some screwed up ideas about the Church, it's only because that's what he's been fed by his pastor and his wife. He's hungry for the Truth and loves the Lord, too. IOW, with proper care and feeding, I suspect that this guy will some day be a Catholic.

Anyhow, we were talking the other night around his backyard bonfire. He had literally just returned from a six-month tour of duty in Afghanistan, and we were simply enjoying the fact that he's back. Our conversation was wide and varied, and eventually ended up about the Church's response to WWII and Hitler. While he didn't know Pope Pius XII by name, clearly he had heard much of the claptrap that stands in for accurate history.

My question for you is, of all the books out there that defend Pius XII, which would you recommend for such a gent? I've been rather enamored with Sister Margherita Marchione's articles in the National Catholic Register about PXII, but I was hoping that you might use your blog to find a more informed opinion than mine, since I've simply read the reviews at Amazon and other venues, and nothing more.

This is not something I've spent much time on, so I don't have a bibliography.

Anyone? Bueller?

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Bellarmine University Keeps Evangelizing for Moloch

No doubt it's "in the Catholic tradition". But they did allow Dawn to speak in some closet somewhere, so I guess that makes them "partners in dialogue".

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James Watson and the Troubled Conscience of Postmodern Culture

As the West continues the project of trying to be happy without God, it imagines it can go on living off of Catholic capital forever. And so it imagines that by chasing James Watson and his crazy eugenism from the field it know which way the future is going.

Me: I think Watson is (barring the repentance of the West) the future. After all, we have make steady progress on any number of fronts in ensuring that, in a private, neat, and efficient way, much of Hitler's dreams of a race improved by the murder of the weak and inconvenient is realized. Eugenics, in temporary eclipse after the war, is now making a great comeback. The Dutch, who ostensibly withstood Hitler, are now pioneers in his dream of offing the lives unworthy of being lived. Throughout the West, it is common wisdom that the Unfit should be terminated before birth and when they get too old and sick to change the Beatles CD.

Beyond that, the dictatorship of relativsm means, at bottom, that the only thing ensuring the claim of "equality" is power since we categorically reject the notion that man is made in the image and likeness of God. And when the temporary truce of peace between different ethnicities and peoples imposed by the rule of law in the US is sundered? The fact is, there's not a thing in the world to stop some bright boy from deciding that Watson is right and [insert undesirable ethnicity here] is "unfit" for survival. As i have repeatedly pointed out, "all men are created equal" is not an empirically verifiable statement. It is a piece of mystical dogma inherited from the Judeo-Christian tradition and only that. What Watson has done is take materialist premises that post-modern enemies of Christianity like and follow them to logical conclusions they don't like. The key to defeating Watson' evil eugenicism is to combat, not the conclusions, but the premises.

But that, of course, requires repenting of the entire anti-Christ project. And we in the West never meant it to come to that!

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Any song with the rhyme "We Don't Fancy/Necromancy" has my vote



This is a sort of a concatenation of Catholic Answers Tracts set to music by some guy. The hilarious thing is that I'm sure, within a few weeks, there will be detailed theological analyses of each and every word over at NotRoman.org and the HindenburgSizeEgoistsforCalvinism site. Outraged posts from grim humorless Calvinists filled with zeal for TRVTH will fly around the web pointing out that It's Not Factually Accurate that nobody questioned the canon of Scripture till 1517 blah blah blah.

For a look at the weird hothouse subculture of online apologetics wars, go here.

Hat tip: Love to Be Catholic

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Pete Vere on Phillip Pullman's Atheist Kid Lit Agitprop

Yes, but since WETA is doing the special effects for the films, that means they are "in the tradition of The Lord of the Rings and the Chronicles of Narnia"! Let's go, kids!

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Kool-Aid Drinkers and the Seamless Shroud

Yesterday, I ran a brief account of yet another moment of shame from this Administration's reckless embrace of Strength Through War Crimes: the FBI's threats to torture the *family* of a suspected terrorist. The guy confessed--and then it was discovered that he was innocent. As a capper, when the 2nd Circuit Court wrote the opinion on the case, the Bush Administration ordered the opinion redacted so all the torture-threats-to-the-family stuff was taken out (for "national security reasons" doncha know).

Naturally then, one of the Kool-Aid drinkers in my combox writes "it looks like one FBI agent got a little aggressive" and remonstrates with me for citing a ritually impure source for the story.

A little agressive. Right.

It will probably not satisfy the Kool-Aid Drinker, but here is the unredacted 2nd Circuit opinion, free of Bush Administration attempts to cover their tracks.

In other Kool-Aid drinker news, another comboxer writes the latest "My Country: Right or Wrong" response (which, as Chesterton observed, is like saying "My Mother: Drunk or Sober"):
Shocking. In a country of 300+ million with hundreds of thousands of active soldiers and police you hear of numerous instances of unlawful force and threats, which are subsequently investigated and punished.

I just hope we don't find out next that there are some corrupt judges and police officers on the payroll of organized crime. Mark might have to pull up stakes and move out of this befouled land!

Two lies are at the heart of this post, and I can only hope for the author's sake that he doesn't actually believe them. The first is the "few bad apples" defense. It's hard for me to believe, at this late date, that this particular writer is still unaware that this action is an expression of Administration policy the Executive has fought tooth and nail to preserve. The second, which is far more dangerous for the author if he actually applies it in his own life, is the notion that the only proper response to shame for sin is "to pull up stakes and move out of this befouled land". If he applies that in his own life to his own sins, the only analogous response to grave sin would be suicide.

Me: I'm a Catholic, not a pagan Machiavellian consequentialist. I believe when you (or your country) is involved in grave evil, you strive for repentance and trust in the mercy of God. Part of the evil of embracing a pagan torture ethic is that you radically reject the mercy of God. And if you radically reject the mercy of God, the only response to the realization of your own sinfulness is suicide. That's why Jesus has all those warnings about "the measure you use will be measured to you". A person (or people) who reject the mercy of God for others will find none for themselves, not because God is merciless, but because "to the impure all things are impure" including God. They will flee him as a Monster made in their own image and likeness.

Juli Loesch Wiley is right: the Culture of Death is a Seamless Shroud.

Oh my Jesus, forgive us our sins. Lead all souls to heaven, especially those most in need of thy mercy!

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The Governator Takes a Big Step Toward Turning California Into Holland

Tolerance is not enough. You. MUST. Conform. You must not think of heterosexuality as "normal".

Schwarzenegger will fit in nicely with the Giulianification of the Party.

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Relic Veneration for Leftist Morons

Gotta love the accompanying piece: "Che Guevara‘s ideals lose ground in Cuba"

Please God, I hope so!

I will never fathom the adulation accorded that filthy butcher.

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Naked Sleepwalker Crisis!

Something else to look forward to while I'm in the UK.

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Nerdular Nerdance from the Beloved Cow
Dad!:

A list of all the books mentioned in the narative and footnotes of Jonathan Strange and Mr. Norrell.

Cow the Avid

Today, my son, you are a Shea.

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Truthers Continue to Win Friends and Influence People

I think Kathy Shaidle is right: a radical inclination to bizarre conspiracy theories is a sort of personality disorder.

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Thursday, October 25, 2007

I am Ashamed of my Country
"My father is 67. My mother is 61. I have a brother who developed arthritis at 19. He still has it today. When the word ‘torture’ comes at least for my brother, I mean, all they have to do is really just press on one of these knuckles. I couldn’t imagine them doing anything to my sister... [L]et's just say a lot of people in Egypt would stay away from a family that they know or they believe or even rumored to have anything to do with terrorists and by the same token, some people who actually could be —might try to get to them and somebody might actually make a connection. I wasn’t going to risk that. I wasn’t going to risk that, so I thought to myself what could I say that he would believe. What could I say that’s convincing? And I said okay," - Abdallah Higazy, explaining why he confessed to being a terrorist after the FBI threatened to have his family identified and tortured by the Egyptian authorities.

The man was found, very embarrassingly to be innocent. Caesar is already hurrying to cover his tracks on this one. No doubt the Rubber Hose right media will comply with the requisite tergiversation, jokes, and accusations of America-hatred aimed at silencing the critics of the liars and war criminals in the Executive branch who tell us "We do not torture".

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I Soooo Don't Suck! I am Majorly Not-Lame!

This past weekend I spoke at a retreat for students at a Catholic High school in Georgia. I'm always a bit nervous speaking to high schoolers because I basically assume they are a captive audience who thinks the Fat Guy is Boring and Lame. So I was pleasantly surprised to hear from the teacher who organized the talk (on the rather advanced topic of the Four Senses of Scripture):
Pretend this email is a professionally-worded thank-you note on our stationery (perhaps one shall arrive in the mail soon) and bask in our appreciation.

As predicted, the students remembered several things from your talk, including, but not limited to:
Gehenna (like Auschwitz) = Hell = metaphor = eschatological
Babylonian baby head-smashing
At least three senses of scripture
Buying a car by walking in between slaughtered game animals
"Luke..." (Vader breath)

Note to the puzzled reader: if you want to know what these cryptic references mean, you need to hire me to come speak at your parish, school, conference or gathering on Making Senses Out of Scripture. All will be illuminated!
I did a follow-up activity with them on Monday and Tuesday in which they had to read selected passages from Scripture and then match them up with cards containing commentary based on one of the four senses - like, you get the card where Paul talks about how "they were baptized into Moses" and you have to match it up with Exodus 14 and identify it as the spiritual sense of scripture. It is great fun to hear the various pronunciations of "eschatological." They did pretty well and I think this is going to "stick."

And, although there were complaints about how the room smelled like mildew, there were zero "that guy was so boring" comments. Believe you me, this is VERY HIGH PRAISE for a guest speaker. Like...unprecedentedly high. (There were also many "I thought it was interesting when he talked about X" comments, but I figured you might understand why the "absence of griping" is an even greater compliment. Since you have encountered teenagers in their native setting).

Zero "that guy was so boring" comments! I feel affirmed in my okayness! It reminds me of that wonderful scene in Hill Street Blues years ago, when Sgt. Belker, filled with gratitude for a kindness the Counselor has done him, exclaims to her, "You're the furthest thing from a hairball there